Published on June 21, 2005 By O G San In Misc
One of the aspects to life in Seoul which took a little getting used to was the sheer size of this behemoth of a metropolis. Travelling around the Korean capital can be a very time-consuming experience. Weekends often involve inordinate amounts of time spent waiting for buses, standing on the subway, or watching the taxi meter tick over.

But, as time has passed, I've grown used to these long journeys and have even started to take pleasure in the little idiosyncracies of Korean travel. There are many ways of getting from A to W in Seoul, these are just a few of them:


Taxi

Obviously, this is the most expensive option, but it's the only round-the-clock form of transportation in this defiantly 24 hour city. The important thing to remember is this: white taxi, good; black taxi, bad. The darker cabs are much more expensive because they have some fancy GPS system to help the driver find the destination. If you get lost in the lighter coloured vehicles, the driver will rely on the more traditional yell-out-the-window-at-passersby form of navigation. Also, taxi drivers in Seoul will not give you a discount if you sing them an Irish love song. Trust me, I've tried.


Bus

Most bus drivers are fairly sane individuals, but there are a few who seem to have gotten into their current line of work after the film industry deemed them "too crazy" to be stuntmen. This country is very densely populated, and the conception of personal space is not the same as in the West, so don't expect a lot of room. Learning the Korean for "excuse me, I believe that's my arse" may be a good idea.


Subway

A beast, an absolute beast of a system. Some of the walks between lines are workouts in themselves. A few of the escalators are so long, I half expect to see Saint Peter waiting at the top. As with buses, don't bring along a dead cat for swinging practice. Also, as deodorant has yet to catch on here, and as pretty most of us on board will have had kimchi for lunch, it can get pretty pungent.


Foot

Ah, travel as the good Lord intended. Walking is the only way to fully take in a city. Granted, pedestrianism is a bit, well, pedestrian, so it's not the option if you're on a schedule. But otherwise I'd recommed it. Central Seoul is not ideal strolling territory, but the suburbs are rather pleasant for dandering. But, whichever part of the city you're in, if you're approaching a flashing green light at a pedestrian crossing, run like fuck. You'll have plenty of time to take in the ambience of that particular crosswalk if you don't.

Comments
on Jun 21, 2005
! Having lived over there for 4 years, I have to say that you've captured life in the city pretty well. Thanks for the chuckle!
on Jun 21, 2005
Nice review!

Taxis are not for the faint of heart. I had a couple of exciting rides a few years back. Once, we were driving at breakneck speed through the fog. We could barely see past the front end of the car. The whole time, the guys in the back (all non-linguists) kept asking me to slow the guy down. Everytime I asked, he laughed! Another time, we had a group riding back in two cabs. The drivers decided to race. There we were driving 150km/hr up the highway, weaving through traffic. Finally, our driver gave up. He told us we were too heavy to catch the other cab! We had 4 200lb guys in our cab. The other had one. HAHA! He may have had a point.

I never learned the bus system. It seemed really complicated.

The subway is definitely not for someone with claustrophobic tendencies. I once was packed in so tight, that I couldn't get my hand up to cover my face when I sneeezed and the girl in front of me couldn't look behind her to see who had done it. As for the smell, nothing like the combo of soju and kimchi to wake you up early in the morning. Of course, I've heard the occasional, "What smells like cheese?" from people near me (We Americans smell like dairy products to them, I'm told).

As for walking, I'll have to agree. It's nice to city hike through Seoul. There is so much to do and see that you'll miss out on if you spend your time looking out car windows.
on Jun 22, 2005
Singing taxi drivers Irish love songs?

This wouldn't be after another unsuccessful night on hooker hill by any chance?
on Jun 22, 2005
Er, no, this would be after an evening spent naming all the countries in Europe.
on Jun 22, 2005
all the countries in europe? i wish i'd thought f that one.
on Jun 22, 2005
One of the aspects to life in Seoul which took a little getting used to was the sheer size of this behemoth of a metropolis.
As my previous 'posting' was in London, Seoul doesn't seem so 'big' to me, just very very crowded. (Roughly speaking twice the population of London crowded into just 40% of the area!). Also compared to London, public transport here is first class. Nice article: you've captured the sights, sounds and smells really well. And don't worry, the really hot weather wil only last another three months

naming all the countries in Europe.

Sounds like a fun game. Albania, Andorra ...