Prediction, like alcohol, makes fools of us all, so here goes:
1. Iraq
The elections will be held in most of the country and then guess what? The violence will go on. The country will descend even deeper into anarchy and despair.
At some stage this year it is possible that the American public will reach a tipping point when a majority realise that, for everyone's sake, their troops have to leave.
It is at this point that one should expect the US right to start thrashing around for a scapegoat. Of course the obvious fall guy is the US right itself but this would never do, since American conservatives are never wrong about anything. No, not even when their imperialist madness is exposed for all the world to see, not even then will they take the rap.
The two prime candidates to carry the can for the debacle in Iraq are those hardy perennials: liberals and the French. American liberals are obviously to blame for the quagmire since they have undermined the morale of US troops with their unpatriotic "question asking" behaviour and their obsession with bizzare concepts like honesty and legality.
The case against the French is even more damning. Poor Dubya's coalition was doomed from the start by the lack of a Gallic presence. It is a well known fact that the insurgents would have no objection to foreign troops in their country as long as at least some of them could speak with a little knowledge about different types of cheese. But this proved impossible thanks to nasty Monsieur Chirac's whole "thinking things through" dogma.
2. Palestine
Now for the good news. Sorry, I shouldn't be joking at a time like this. Mahmoud Abbas will be elected Palestinian president and peace talks will start. They will then promptly flounder for one basic reason: the Israelis have no intention of leaving the West Bank. Not today, not tomorrow, not as long as the sun rises in the east and sets in the west. Hence, no peace.
Of course I could be wrong. Israeli politics are in a state of flux right now so this year may bring another Knesset election. Perhaps one day this year I'll wake up to hear that Amos Oz, or Uri Avnery, or Daniel Barenboim has just been elected prime minister of Israel on a platform of full withdrawal from the occupied territories. Then again, perhaps not.
3. Northern Ireland
2005 is the year of elections back home in my wee Ulster. There could possibly be three votes in NI this year - council, assembly and Westminster - leaving the vote-counters knackered and the politicians free to cut a deal, safe in the knowledge that they don't have to go to the people again until 2009.
In these elections, the UUP and the SDLP will lose yet more ground to the DUP and Sinn Fein. My own party, the SDLP, may lose all of its Westminster seats and be relegated to minor party status. There will always be room for a non-Sinn Fein party in the nationalist community, but the fact is that this room may prove rather small.
On a wider level though, things are going well. In 2005, peace and prosperity will (probably) continue to smile on my once-blighted homeland. Internationally speaking, this is a rare bright spot.
4. Britain
It's election time "across the water" this year too. It seems highly likely that Blair, running on an "I'm a liar but I'm not a Tory" platform will win a third term with ease. In longevity terms he now outstrips any of his Labour predecessors at number 10. So at least he's better than them at something.
The real story of this year's Westminster vote though will be the rise of the Lib Dems. Running on an anti-war ticket, expect Charles Kennedy's party to pick up seats at the Conservatives' expense. If the two parties arrive at a position of rough parity, we will see the coining of a new phrase in the British political lexicon "Her Majesty's Oppositions".
So there it is then, 2005, a year to look forward to. More pain and suffering in the Middle East, more lies in Washington and London, more votes for bigots and murderers in NI.
But it's not all bad news, for 2005 will also be the year when Arsenal finally win the European Cup. No really, I mean it this time...