Prediction, like alcohol, makes fools of us all, so here goes:

1. Iraq

The elections will be held in most of the country and then guess what? The violence will go on. The country will descend even deeper into anarchy and despair.

At some stage this year it is possible that the American public will reach a tipping point when a majority realise that, for everyone's sake, their troops have to leave.

It is at this point that one should expect the US right to start thrashing around for a scapegoat. Of course the obvious fall guy is the US right itself but this would never do, since American conservatives are never wrong about anything. No, not even when their imperialist madness is exposed for all the world to see, not even then will they take the rap.

The two prime candidates to carry the can for the debacle in Iraq are those hardy perennials: liberals and the French. American liberals are obviously to blame for the quagmire since they have undermined the morale of US troops with their unpatriotic "question asking" behaviour and their obsession with bizzare concepts like honesty and legality.

The case against the French is even more damning. Poor Dubya's coalition was doomed from the start by the lack of a Gallic presence. It is a well known fact that the insurgents would have no objection to foreign troops in their country as long as at least some of them could speak with a little knowledge about different types of cheese. But this proved impossible thanks to nasty Monsieur Chirac's whole "thinking things through" dogma.


2. Palestine

Now for the good news. Sorry, I shouldn't be joking at a time like this. Mahmoud Abbas will be elected Palestinian president and peace talks will start. They will then promptly flounder for one basic reason: the Israelis have no intention of leaving the West Bank. Not today, not tomorrow, not as long as the sun rises in the east and sets in the west. Hence, no peace.

Of course I could be wrong. Israeli politics are in a state of flux right now so this year may bring another Knesset election. Perhaps one day this year I'll wake up to hear that Amos Oz, or Uri Avnery, or Daniel Barenboim has just been elected prime minister of Israel on a platform of full withdrawal from the occupied territories. Then again, perhaps not.


3. Northern Ireland

2005 is the year of elections back home in my wee Ulster. There could possibly be three votes in NI this year - council, assembly and Westminster - leaving the vote-counters knackered and the politicians free to cut a deal, safe in the knowledge that they don't have to go to the people again until 2009.

In these elections, the UUP and the SDLP will lose yet more ground to the DUP and Sinn Fein. My own party, the SDLP, may lose all of its Westminster seats and be relegated to minor party status. There will always be room for a non-Sinn Fein party in the nationalist community, but the fact is that this room may prove rather small.

On a wider level though, things are going well. In 2005, peace and prosperity will (probably) continue to smile on my once-blighted homeland. Internationally speaking, this is a rare bright spot.


4. Britain

It's election time "across the water" this year too. It seems highly likely that Blair, running on an "I'm a liar but I'm not a Tory" platform will win a third term with ease. In longevity terms he now outstrips any of his Labour predecessors at number 10. So at least he's better than them at something.

The real story of this year's Westminster vote though will be the rise of the Lib Dems. Running on an anti-war ticket, expect Charles Kennedy's party to pick up seats at the Conservatives' expense. If the two parties arrive at a position of rough parity, we will see the coining of a new phrase in the British political lexicon "Her Majesty's Oppositions".


So there it is then, 2005, a year to look forward to. More pain and suffering in the Middle East, more lies in Washington and London, more votes for bigots and murderers in NI.

But it's not all bad news, for 2005 will also be the year when Arsenal finally win the European Cup. No really, I mean it this time...

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on Jan 03, 2005
By: O G San
Posted: Monday, January 03, 2005 on Anger is an emotion too
Message Board: International
Prediction, like alcohol, makes fools of us all, so here goes:

1. Iraq

The elections will be held in most of the country and then guess what? The violence will go on. The country will descend even deeper into anarchy and despair.


Your opinion only. Not fact.

2. Palestine

Now for the good news. Sorry, I shouldn't be joking at a time like this. Mahmoud Abbas will be elected Palestinian president and peace talks will start. They will then promptly flounder for one basic reason: the Israelis have no intention of leaving the West Bank. Not today, not tomorrow, not as long as the sun rises in the east and sets in the west. Hence, no peace.


Again only your opinion. Not fact.
Opinions are like butt-holes, they *all* smell funny. Both yours AND mine.
on Jan 03, 2005
Your opinion only. Not fact.


well, yea, that's what a blog is, right? opinions?

It's election time "across the water" this year too. It seems highly likely that Blair, running on an "I'm a liar but I'm not a Tory" platform will win a third term with ease.


I understand your disdain, but who would you rather have?

In these elections, the UUP and the SDLP will lose yet more ground to the DUP and Sinn Fein


They will then promptly flounder for one basic reason: the Israelis have no intention of leaving the West Bank. Not today, not tomorrow, not as long as the sun rises in the east and sets in the west. Hence, no peace.


Wow, you are full of hope for 2005--how depressing!

on Jan 03, 2005
drmiller,

As shades points out, this is my blog where I put up my opinions. I'm not the BBC.

And of course my PREDICTIONS are not facts because I'm speculating about the future.
on Jan 03, 2005
shades,

The best I could hope for in terms of British politics is a palace coup which leads to Gordon Brown becoming PM.

This would also have the added benefit that Brown, who is quite ferociously competent, would no longer be chancellor. Some joker would be put in charge of the economy and the value of the pound would fall. Then my earnings in Korean won would be worth more back home
on Jan 04, 2005
Pah, you and your England-centrism, we have 6 main parties I'll have you know and the Tories are lucky to come in 4th. Ok, means nothing South of Berwick, but hey.
on Jan 05, 2005
England is too much a party system for Tony to be defeated. In the UK people vote for the party more than the individual, so while many feel that Tony is a liar and should not be prime minister they still like Labour more than the Conservatives. I too would hope for a shift in support towards the liberals. I expect labour to lose quite a lot of seats as many labour voters in the last election did just vote for Tony. They may switch votes back to the conservatives. I would hope that the Liberals take seats from labour as well as the conservatives though. This could finally turn the UK into a proper multi party system where coalitions are likely and hence politicians need to stick to their promised or lose power. Single party government in the UK has led to complete lack of trust of government as they seldom need to worry about the public and use the party whip frequently to force all MPs to vote in line. The first past the post electoral system really sucks.

As for the other predictions, I also expect Northern Ireland peace to remain steady and advance further after the next set of elections. The fact that the politicians got as far as argueing over pictures and trust as oppossed to the actual details is amazing. Everyone wants peace, everyone agrees on what's needed. Just the fine details of making sure that what's needed is seen to be done.

On the middle East front I would not be as pessimistic. I think Israel will pull out of Gaza and some semblence of self government will act like a carrot to the Palestinians. I don't believe a long term solution will be reached, but an agreement to negotiate towards one may happen. I suspect that you are right though in you suspicion that Israel has no intention of ever leaving parts of the West bank no matter what pease or security is offerred. It's a land grab and one that may block long term peace for decades to come.

In Iraq I suspect the elections will proceed with plenty of violence. Violence will probably also continue right through the year, but I expect the new governmnet will od it's job of writing a new constitution with final elections and authority transfer in early 2006. Whether this will occur under more peaceful conditions than present is beyond my guess.

Paul.
on Jan 07, 2005
I don't know how to do quotes.... But, if you're interested, some wacky suggestions:

Yes, America will want to pull out of Iraq, but leaving it in a worse state than they found it will be noticed by even the most blinkered Republicans. The US wants international support in Iraq... and Europe will give it. However, they'll (hopefully) have their sensible heads on and make America pay a price - putting pressure on Israel to stop building settlements / start withdrawing settlers in the West Bank. At least, that is what they could do. Having whoever is elected in Iraq ask for the international community to help them in security may save blushes from anti-war Europeans, not wanting to go to Iraq at the behest of the Americans.

Europe is always talking about the plight of the Palestinians, but never puts its money where its mouth is. Having this quid pro quo opportunity to make Bush lean on Sharon, hard, might actually make a difference. But it is too difficult to be optimistic about anything in this region. At least people are now linking the insurgency in Iraq and the Palestinian problem. It's a small first step but an important one.

Re the rise of the Lib Dems in the UK - they'll gain, of course. But not massively, and not at the Conservatives' expense. The Tories are feeling a bit shit recently, as Howard has proved to be a muppet who supported Blair on issues like the war, and now can't criticise his actions, and the thunder has been stolen over immigration; but the ban on hunting has been a big deal and people will come out. So the Tories will stay roughly the same. Labour's biggest problem will be the apathy of their members and traditional support base, rather than people rushing to support a different party. The Labour left will have a problem with voting Lib Dem as it's not going to affect the overall result. President Blair, soon to be in charge of Europe and the G8, and wanting to sort out the chassis in the world, isn't thinking domestically at all. He knows he's going to get back in, and that's pretty much all the thought he's giving it.

Northern Ireland is screwed, thanks to the stunning choreography before Christmas Both extremes have something to feel aggrieved about, lack of transparency or trust, despite a year's 'careful' planning. As if it was all derailed at the last minute. That's bollocks - it's been the DUP's plan all along to stick the photo request in, becuase it makes them look hard, and it suits the Shinners as it makes them look like they were genuinely negotiating and the others didn't play fair - it's good to be a MOPE. It also suits Tony to look like the hard done by peace negotiator than the liar we've come to recognise. The Northern Irish people thoroughly confused / bored / not really paying attention, will perceive that a deal was nearly achieved, and that's better than when all those wishy washy liberals were involved. The wishy washy liberals, once the silent majority, will be praying for direct rule as the lesser evil than rule from the extremes.
on Jan 09, 2005
Thanks, Rachel.

Regarding your point about leaning on Sharon, the sad fact is that even if he wanted to withdraw from the West Bank (which he most definitely does not), he couldn't do it. There's a price for Israeli withdrawal from the West Bank and that price is civil war.

Yitzhak Rabin started a process which may have led to some settlements being abanoned. We all know what happened to him.
on Jan 09, 2005
too bad there wont be a late 2005 us election. 
on Jan 18, 2005
What do you think the ramifications of the IRA involvement in the Northern Bank robbery will have on Sinn Fein's votes? the people in power seem to be talking the talk of removing them from the process, what do you reckon the result of that would be, or if they stay in? I have to say I am torn between dialogue being the only way to solve the problem but also it is a bit galling to have the thought that people involved are not commiting to it in the way they should.

It would be nice to see the UUP and SDLP claw back a bit more of their support that was given the more "extreme" parties but, having said that, there was a good deal of movement in the last 6 months or so (Big Ian having tea with Bertie!? Something that I would have not believed possible not that long ago) even if it was ultimately fruitless.